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deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

(via boothecutie)

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thetrinitychild:

sassytaco:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING OMG

(Source: buzzfeed, via kittilumpo)

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"It took me about a week of sneaking around before I could unload the Pittsburgh stuff. But when I did, it was a real score. I started using Sandy’s place to mix the stuff and even with Sandy snorting more than she mixed, I could see that this was a very good business. I made 12 thousand dollars in my second week. I had a down-payment on my house and things were really rolling. All I had to do was every once in a while, tell Sandy that I loved her."
"Pittsburgh Connections", Goodfellas (Scorsese, 1990)

"It took me about a week of sneaking around before I could unload the Pittsburgh stuff. But when I did, it was a real score. I started using Sandy’s place to mix the stuff and even with Sandy snorting more than she mixed, I could see that this was a very good business. I made 12 thousand dollars in my second week. I had a down-payment on my house and things were really rolling. All I had to do was every once in a while, tell Sandy that I loved her."

"Pittsburgh Connections", Goodfellas (Scorsese, 1990)

(Source: supermodelgif, via child-0f-the-bad-revolution)

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3 days ago
gerardgayofficial:

move-on-go-beyond:

a-sad-guy:

greeneggsangraham:

saltunderthesea:

This broke my fucking heart

This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

I’m crying

This broke my heart

this is real ocd, not the people in school getting annoyed when their desk is messy.

gerardgayofficial:

move-on-go-beyond:

a-sad-guy:

greeneggsangraham:

saltunderthesea:

This broke my fucking heart

This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

I’m crying

This broke my heart

this is real ocd, not the people in school getting annoyed when their desk is messy.

(Source: thiswolfheartstillbeats, via peterswebmemhi)

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3 days ago

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via whataboshtet)

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3 days ago

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder, via fergussonweblogxz)

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3 days ago

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via boothecutie)

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3 days ago

teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

(via tres-complicated)

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3 days ago
http://shitstraightwhiteguyssay.tumblr.com/post/45584371930/womentards-callingoutbigotry-just-sobbed-to →

womentards:

callingoutbigotry:

Just sobbed to my mom about being uncomfortable at school because I got sexually assaulted there, and she told me that I’m “overdramatizing things” and “it’s not like you got brutally raped”

You’re right, you haven’t been brainwashed by a subculture to…

(Source: official-mens-frights-activist)

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3 days ago

shitstraightwhiteguyssay:

rhrealitycheck:

Watch Texas Senator Dan Patrick Snipe And Holler His Way Through A Sex Ed Hearing

Some gems from the video:

  • “Planned Parenthood has an agenda to get kids sexually active starting in kindergarten”
  • Sex ed from Planned Parenthood includes “graphic descriptions of oral, anal, and vaginal sex between PARTNERS. Not a man and a woman”
  • “Their clinics are fronts to sell abortions. Period”

And the whopper from Senator Patrick “Well, I just don’t like anyone making false statements” when speaking to someone who supports *fact-based* sex education.

It’s what Jesus would want. Totally.

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3 days ago

misandry-mermaid:

shitstraightwhiteguyssay:

aw yea meme monday

This used to be relevant and great.

And it still is.

(via timidkoala)

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