Dunk at my boyfriends party/hang out and I’m the only female. Fuck. This sucks.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE
DIPPER IS TWELVE??????
WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿???
I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS
The pointy E. Haha.
Hey may be in advanced classes.
when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math
So….Dipper’s a math genius?
…Tell me more.
I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.
Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)
Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.
WAIT. HOLY SHIT. SO MABEL IS SUPER RIGHT-BRAINED AND CREATIVE AS SHIT. AND DIPPER IS SUPER LEFT-BRAINED WITH ALL THIS MATH-Y SKILLS AND SHIT. SO LIKE. WHAT IF BEFORE THEY WERE BORN (BUT LIKE, STILL IN THE WOMB AND SHIT) THE LEFT AND RIGHT BRAIN(S) WERE AT LIKE WAR OR SOMETHING B/C THEY WERE BOTH JUST SO FRIGGIN POWERFUL AND THEN THEY JUST COMPLETELY SPLIT AND THUS MAKING TWINS MABEL AND DIPPER.